Squidpod Joel
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Hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Joel is also an immigrant to Toronto. And a rapist. Allegedly. Since moving to Toronto, Joel has married a beautiful woman, with whom he’s had an adorable baby, and helped start the world’s best podcast. The moral of the story: If you want to be awesome like Joel, move to Toronto. If you just wanna be rapey, stay in Calgary.
103 Episodes
003: I’ve Always Said That — Torontocidal
Keith, Mike & Joel discuss life, love,and drinking urine to turn yourself invisible.
141: Black Ladies / The Miracle Story
McNally went back to NYC. These are his adventures.
140: The Vinyl Island
The original gang back together. Except Picard, who died.
134: “my arms and hands its pain.”
Saying goodbye to Joel's old house with one last ROCKING FUCKING PODCAST PARTY!!!! WHOOO!!!!!!
133: Orient-Man
With my old friend Seemingly Gay Matty J! That's what his mom calls him.
132: Farewell O’Nizzle
O'Nizzle moves on to greener employment pastures... but who knows, maybe she'll get fired? That would rock.
131: Live at Podcamp Toronto 2012
Live with no jive! YEAH!!!
130: Rape It And Tape It
Featuring on-air barf cleaning! To me it was funny.
002: I’ve Always Said That — Corpse S’Mores
McNally, Joel & Mike have a gentlemanly discussion.
001: I’ve Always Said That — Team Building
The latest spin-off podcast, featuring Mustard Mike, Squidpod Joel and Keith McNally!
129: Hidden Valley — Parker’s Asshole
You would not believe how much material there is to be had by talking about Parker's asshole.
128: Anal Grease Colon Brown-Eye Opener
A sweet double feature!
126: An Almost Normal Childhood
Porn, computers, retards... we talk about all these things, and MORE!!!!
125: Make Out Bandit
QB now means Qock Blocker. Pass it on.
124: The Dub
Joel and The Two Keiths!
123: The Punisher Vs A Dragon
The long awaited appearance of Bartender Keith!
120: Corvette Summer
More with Eric, and toilet destruction!
119: Tip Tap Tip Presents: The Vinyl Countdown
Keith, Joel and Eric converse by candlelight.
118: Tragedy In Its Truest Form
Our second night at the fabulous Central Bar
117: The Central Bar, 603 Markham Street, Toronto, ON
Alternate Title: Between The Lions
116: Joel’s Job Junction
This is the one where we talk about some stuff.
115: Besotted
With our new friend Damian! And some beer is involved.
114: One Year In
Scarboroughdude shows up to solve all of society's problems.
112: Hornet Attack
The original gang unites under the precious October sun, perhaps for the last time before a chilling Canadian winter sets in. Though none say it outright, everyone's thoughts rest squarely and almost incessantly on Keith's balls.
111.1: Turducken
Episode 111.1 -- Continued from 111, but 0.1 funnier!
111: Three Men And A Baby
At Joel's place. Don't wake the baby!
109: Meager-Have-Not-ness
Keith talks about traveling to New York & DC, and getting laid on his birthday.
108: Fight Night
Alternate titles: Ultimate Retard Strength and Labor Rape
107: Super Awesome Hipster Sexual Lothario
Hanging out at a bar, drinking, swearing, spitting, fighting. Or talking, I dunno.
106: Early Morning Urban Truth
Fuck we were up early. It was like 11am or something.
105: The Erection Connection
The best episode since 104.
103: Sex With Lex
With Morgan, lover of the old, and non-British Matt!
102: Being Reverse Mugged Is Amazing
The Catcher's Mitt (reprise) takes my vote as most horrifying story we've ever heard on this podcast.
101: Pube Floss At Duff Mall
Before the show, Joel was wondering if anyone would guess that new guest EvilGnome is gay. Picard guessed it! Ten points!
100: Suicide Pact
A double length episode 100! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! WAAAAAFUUUUCCCKKK!!!! With O'Nizzle!
099: The Mayor Of Concise Town
You can't blow your dad.
098: The Vinyl Countdown Sing Along
Soundtrack available on your balls.
097: Shithole Royale
97 episodes of Vinyl Countdown. Hot diggity tits.
094: Jesse Joyce!
The gang interviews Jesse Joyce! Holy shit!
093: Pre-Joyce
The gang goes to see Jesse Joyce! Will they meet him? Will one of us die? STAY TUNED!!!
092: Pedophilia Parade
Hanging out without McNally. What a sad, sad day.
091: Meet Picard
The origin story of Picard102.
089: Pride!
Live from the Toronto gay pride parade!
087: Snow Niggas
More with Lauren O'Nizzle!
086: Chicken To Blowjob Exchange Program
The return of Lauren O'Nizzle!
085: Transylvanian Love Bride
Today we answer one letter. Lick it up. Lick. It. Up.
084: Unicorn
You ever see a guy fill a vagina with puke? Our new guest did. And it was hers! Good times.
083: Karen Bitchface
The unofficial start of The Vinyl Countdown, Season 2! ALL HAIL EMPEROR MIKE!
082: Live from Podcamp London
Some people laughed, others told us to fuck off and stormed out. Not a bad day!
081: High Concept
Apparently "High Concept" means "dumb". You know who came up with that? Retards.
080: Factual Bitch
Picard and Kaboom went to a Pepsi party and got loaded. We join the drunkenness, already in progress.
079: 3 Stage Process
At the scene shit reporting!
078: X-Men: First Class
If you haven't seen the movie, there are some spoilers. But we totally dug it, so go see it, yo.
077: Foreshadowing
Craig had deep fried macaroni balls. That may or may not haunt him. Hint: It will.
076: Ensconced
More from the patio, with Jet, Jenn and Daddio.
075: Cool Pool Patrol
Drowning on a patio. Everyone dies, then lives again. Jesus!
074: Too Pretty
More with Andrea at the very loud Bank Note. Pretend this is a podcast being sent back in time from the future, so the transmission is shaky.
073: Bi-Polar Opposite
The introduction of the Podcast Emperor, and Andrea!
070: Triple Bill
Our first ustream live show, a show from the road, and a State of VC address!
069: She Beast
Joel came back! I thought he was dead!
Special: April 20th, 2011
Coincidentally, weed.
059: Joel And Keith In: The Gentle Art Of Conversation
Everyone else can lick balls.
058: Rockin’ The Triangle
With Steve and Dave and 6000 other people.
055: Aftermath
Some letters, and some phone calls to the police.
054: The Tenth Dimension
Starts slow, ends crazy.
053: Everybody Fucking Loves Craig
Not me! Ah, yes I do.
052: Zack Attack!
Also, fights!
051: WAKE UP, JOEL!!!!!
Where the gang discusses murder.
049: Craig, You’re An Asshole
Devon's foreskin is so tight.
048: The Catcher’s Mitt
With guest star Devon!
047: Bitch Cake — Grab Advice
We just got a letter! I wonder who it's from?
046: Tripolar
Guest starring Brian!
042: Live At Podcamp Toronto
Our first live show! Everyone got pregnant!
041: Mustard Blocker
A man's gotta have his mustard.
040: A Dog Eat Rape World
With special guest Rayanne!
039: Fruity Jube Hearts
I said JUBE hearts, you racist.
038: Lonely Picard
Happy Valentine's day from a bunch of losers.
037: Slow Day At The Office
If you don't dig this episode, it's your own fault for bitch listening.
036: shit fuck satan
Let's cool it down, daddio.
035: AIDS Monkey
More with the Two Drinks Minimum lads, and the ham!
034: The Two Drinks Squiddown
Guest starring the Fantastic Ham!
033: Fan Mail
With Craig No. 2
032: Eiffel Tower
The Double D Drunkest Show Yet.
031: Honeyfucking
It's not gay if you're on a team.
029: The Kung-Fu Grip of Penises
We get so deep on this one.
028: Keith Takes A Shit
Our most sciency episode!
027: Reading Is For Fags
I'm sorry you had to read that.
026: Gentlemen’s Strip Club Guide
Some shit about awesome suicide too.
021: FIGHT!!!
Pussy Keith holds back his hard-as-fuck friends!
020: Dinkin’ It Up
Poop pancakes.
019: The Neighbor Kid
The Vinyl Squiddown!
015: Vodka Tampon
Druuunk
014: Susan, You Whore!!
What are you gonna do, fuck Brad?
013: Baby Hitler
A lot of talking about dicks.
012: Papa Joel
Squidpod Joel had a kid!!
007: A Very Special Episode
Continued from episode 006
006: Black Where It Matters
The wallet.
005: You Piece Of Steaming Cunt
Featuring newcomers Matt and Doug!
004: How Many Guys Do You Need To Make A Full Circle?
Continued from episode 003
003: Foreskin Is For Fags
Listen to us quickly get drunk!
002.5: Bitch Cake
An after hours show recorded after episode 002, minus a couple cast members. Stalking, masturbation, video games... all the traditional topics for a relaxed evening of discourse.
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