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The Mayor Of Concise Town

You can't blow your dad.

Track List

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  2. KMFDM That's All
  • Scarborough Dude

    About these gun to the head (a) old cock or (b) old cunt — surely there”s a © neither, I’ll take the bullet option, right?

    BTW, I have a friend who is 63 and wants to know from Rapist Joel when old men start smelling really bad, and if there’s anything that can be done to mitigate this?

  • Anonymous

    –Craig–  C’mon! “You
    guess there’s nothing weird about asking just you that question?”  Even I wasn’t sure why I was asking it to
    just you when I wrote, but I guess I just had a gut sense feeling  you’d be a face-sittee.  Maybe you just got the look?

     

    –The whole Brad/Lauren thing.-  I could be totally wrong about this, but I
    thought at the end of one of the episodes she asked “Is that Brad still doing
    the podcast with you?  I remember him
    from podcamp and he seemed like a really cool guy.”  Or something along those lines.  I don’t think I would create this
    conver­sation in my head entirely out of nowhere, so maybe it was a different
    guest?  Dunno

    But if it’s all the same to yall I’ll keep this weird
    backstory going in my head.  It adds a
    whole nother layer to the podcast.  “Is
    that guy Brad still doing the podcast with you? 
    I remember him from podcamp and he seemed like a really cool guy.”  –Subtext– “I long to be warmed by the very
    nature of his presence, and dare not dream of the soft comforting nature of his
    touch.”  At episode 100 nothing was said
    aloud, but their hearts could barely contain their emotion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoWtY_h4xo),
    while their eyes mourned the forbidden nature of their romance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbN0g8-zbdY). 
    *(In case I am not being clear, writing this section
    was just for the lulz. I don’t actually imagine secret back-stories occurring during
    your podcast.)*

    Picard’s unspoken monologue during the episode– “I wonder if
    someone ever did a cover of Motley Crue’s “Girls Girls Girls” called “Boys Boys
    Boys”.  I bet I could use the money from
    that to start the ol’ treehouse/stripper joint up again.”  (This one I totally believe.)